Today in Primary

Everyone survived another sharing time by Sister Baron. Barely.

For Aaron

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.


Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.


Exerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book


Stain

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

Seldom

Darnell gave me two tickets to the game, and I want to seldom.


Undermine

There is a fine lookin' lady living in the apartment undermine.




A West Virginian walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The West Virginian is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the West Virginian says, "What's that noise?" 

"It's my birthday month Kurt"

 My birthday was on a Monday this year. 

Kurt made me amazing mango waffles on Saturday.

Just as a point of reference, this is what I typically make Kurt for breakfast:

Then he made me moist and perfect Red Velvet cupcakes on Sunday:

Aunt Patty surprised me with this Monday morning - two delicious and huge costco cinnamon rolls... YUM!

I took the day off of school and went to the mall:

Kurt ordered me this cute dress too:

Then we went to Maggiano's for dinner. It was a lovely day.

Aaron's Mission Call!!

Aaron's mission call came on Friday April 20th:

He opened it on Sunday the 22nd:

WEST VIRGINIA CHARLESTON MISSION!! 

He's reporting August 1st to the Provo Missionary Training Center. Aaron will be a great missionary. We're all so proud of him. 

West Virginia looks like a pretty place

Aaron's new favorite song: